Obvious

I went to the bookstore and asked an employee, "where's the sports section?" She said, "that depends the sports have been broken up into two sections. For instance, the surfing books are over there." For real, that's what she said. The woman at the register asked me if I was a surfer.

No waves today so I'm chillin out reading "Surf Is Where You Find It" by Gerry Lopez.

"When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you"- Friedrich Nietzsche